I've noticed that all the families who are on "Super Nanny" or "Nanny 911" are... white. Therefore, in the words of a very wise Russell Peters:
"White parents, spank your kids!"
The mission is clear for every parent. Don't allow your sons to become skater boys smelling like wet dog all the time, and don't let your daughters dress up like whores and wear the amount of makeup equivalent to a clown. Moreover, beat your child. It's the key to parenthood.
