Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Getting Ready

WARNING: These are random thoughts, so they probably won't make sense at all. They're all quite fragmented to say the least.

I'm getting ready for Christmas and New Years. I've done most of my core Christmas shopping, but I still feel that I need to go out and do more. Maybe I just luff the mall during Christmas time too much. It's so happee happee happee. Kind of like Duck Tales, which I have been watching quite frequently over the past two weeks or so.

I've been working a lot these past few weeks. I'm scheduled for Christmas Eve, Boxing Day, and New Years Eve. Yikes! Oh well, there is still plenty of time for fun. Besides, I got a raise the other day, so it's ra ra ra. However, I still need somebody to go Christmas shopping with before the season is out.

New Years Eve party is slated for my place. Hope it all works out... it never does. People always bail on me and end up spending time with other people. It really sucks because then I get desperate and go to stupid parties that I absolutely hate. Hope that doesn't happen this year.

Oh and if any of you haven't gone to see King Kong yet, do it! It's a fantastic movie. I was absolutely blown away. It was nice to get away from work and enjoy such a great film, but it was even better to get away and spend time with Calv, Stan, and Marie.

Merry Christmas everyone, best wishes!

Cheers,
Chris

UPDATE:
Paris Hilton the board game

Includes:

  • Blindly pink game board with annoying glitter that goes all over you
  • Small Paris shaped game pieces dressed in different bright pink designer clothes
  • That’s hot game cards
  • An annoying toy Tinkerbell dog that barks when you take too long to roll the die
  • A collection of Greek shipping heirs that you must become engaged to and break up with as soon as possible, and a variety of cars that you must get them to smash

You and your friends all get to be Paris and whoever is more overexposed wins. Make a porno film, have your own reality TV show, write a terrible book, release some perfume, put your name to various items, ™ a saying, use the phrase “that’s hot” to define every emotion. Who will you get Paris to sleep with? How will you make Paris pose? Can you name all the men she has slept with? And who will she become engaged to next and get bored of before she makes it down the isle? It’s all up to you in the Paris Hilton board game.

WARNING: IQ may drop for a short period while playing this board game, overuse may result in permanent damage.

Price: Like, one million dollars, sexy.

(FROM kitta)


ANOTHER UPDATE:

"at 12 midnight, they'll be screaming 'JESUS!' instead of 'happy new year'..."