A study of 20th Century Europe with historian, songwriter, circus acrobat, and llama, Chris Wong:
Stan says:
significance?
Chronopolis says:
showed the complex web of alliances. With these alliances in place, more tension formulated between nations. and with the shooting of arch duk ferdinand, obligations to protect each other became important
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thus, germany came to protect austria
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and britain wanted to protect belgium
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and french just wanted to get in there so they could do something important
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and canada wanted to feel sexy
Stan says:
ha ha
Stan says:
the last point
Stan says:
definitely important
Chronopolis says:
and the U.s wanted to wipe their arses on Germany
Stan says:
A++
Chronopolis says:
and Ottawa said okay, so Louis Riel lead them
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and the metis won the war
Chronopolis says:
defeating the kaisar and luddendorf
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which lead to germany falling apart
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and eating themselves
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and their own skin
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hitler resented this, so he beat up clemenceau
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making him eat the versaille treaty
Stan says:
i like your version of 20th century history better
Chronopolis says:
and when clemenceau ate it
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he later pooped it out
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and flushed it down the toilet
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it went down the sewer and there was lloyd george
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drinking tea
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and then berry pepper from private ryan took his sniper rifle and sniped out hitler, lloyd george, and clemenceau on the toilet, and then there was peace on this earth forever and ever
Chronopolis says:
the end
Stan says:
well done
