Yesireebob, today I watched the God of all films: Casper. There are times when I question why I love this movie so much, and there are other times when I ask myself, "Am I homosexual for liking this movie?" Indeed, Casper the movie has a sense of homsexualness; a feeling of 1990's. The big middle parted hair, the young Christina Ricci, the oh so awesome 1990's pop theme music. If you've never seen the movie, well this is what it's about:Furious that her late father only willed her his gloomy-looking mansion rather than his millions, Carrigan Crittenden (Moriarty) is ready to burn the place to the ground when she discovers a map to a treasure hidden in the house. But when she enters the rickety mansion to seek her claim, she is frightened away by a wicked wave of ghosts. Determined to get her hands on this hidden fortune, she hires afterlife therapist Dr. James Harvey (Pullman) to exorcise the ghosts from the mansion. Harvey and his daugh- ter Kat (Ricci) move in, and soon Kat meets Casper, the ghost of a young boy who's "the friendliest ghost you know." But not so friendly are Casper's uncles--Stretch, Fatso and Stinkie--who are determined to drive all "fleshies" away. Ultimately, it is up to Harvey and Kat to help the ghosts cross over to the other side.
So, the question still stands: Is this movie homosexual? Moreover, by watching this film, does that make me a homosexual? The answer to that lies in the hands of Bill Pullman, who states, "Honey, I think it's time that we sat down and had a little talk." Without a doubt, I'm a homosexual. Bill Pullman has blatently stated this. For that reason, I must go buy chimichangas.
Cough.
